How to GET KILLED by BELARUS1. Call her a stalker2. tell her you're married to Russia3. tell her you're engaged to Russia4. Tell her you're gonna get married to Russia5. tell her Russia will never marry her6. show her the wedding ring7. show her the engagement ring8. Show her the wedding and/or engagement ring and tell her it's from Russia9. be near Russia10. Call Russia cute names where Belarus can hear you11. Say someithing snappy or snippy involving Russia
My items for hetalia seven minutes in heavenLovino- tomatoFelicano- box of pastaSpain-spanish rice, soccer ball, or churroGermany- german flag, potato, handcuffs, or ....a whipPrussia- picture of himself (for obvious reasons), or Gilbird, or his necklaceTurkey- chocolate or something sweetAmerica- burger wrapper or superhero (like superman, or batman or spiderman?)Russia- vodka wrapper, sunflowerJapan- Red silk fabric, manga, or chocolate pockyGreece-stuffed kittenCanada-maple syrup, or maple leafFrance-roseChina- wok, his hair tie/ hair bandEngland-cup of tea (with out the tea. (Hold the tea XD)), wandRomania- maybe a vial of blood, or a fake set of vampire fangs (the plastic ones)Grandpa Rome- roman numeralAustria- Musical note,**Seborga- a picture of him?**Estonia-**Finland-**Poland- Stuffed Pony**Latvia-**Lithuania-**Switzerland-**Iceland-**Denmark-**Norway-**Sweden-**North Korea-**Hong Kong- Something copyrighted,**South Korea-**Germania-
Hannah OC characterHannah OCName: HannahBirthday: January 17 1992Age 22Weight: between 78-83 poundsLikes: Giants, dridders, vampires, nagas, rps, writing, cats, tv, computer, internet, Deviant Art, Hetalia, facebook, soft non fatal Vore, Black Butler, Ouran Host Club, role playing, Fruits Basket, other anime, manga, yaoi anime, yaoi manga, manga, deviantart.com, writing.com, (and 1000s of other things)Dislikes: Loud sounds, high pitched sounds, being eaten against my will, people calling me a guy just beacuse I might look like one and like having short hair, rude people, antisemitism, bullies, (and 1000s of other things)Description: I was adopted by a giant dridder. Before that, I had wonderful loving parets. But they had to put me up for adoption because they lost their home. They wanted me to have a better life. So they put me up for adoption. I met a sweet boy in the orphanage. His name was Matthew Williams. We became friends that day. After two years, he was adopted. Then I was adopted. This w
More different beginnings to my storyBeginning 45: *Faints* I awoke in the hands of a hungry dridder! His eyes evil & hungry. "Well, looks like I've caught myself a very delicious ...& cute meal," said the Dridder. I was shaking. Suddenly, his hungry tongue darted out & he started licking me like crazy! "Please don't eat me! I don't taste good- -" "Not true," he interrupted. "You taste delicious." "But, I'm skinny! I won't be filling enough!" "Well, I'm full at the moment. I'll make you a deal. If you can give me at least one good reason not to eat you (which you already did) & at least one alternative to eating humans, I won't eat you. You have until tomorrow or until I get hungry!" Said the Dridder. "Humans are tiny compared to you. You would have to eat
Hannah And the Beanstalk A twisted versionNOTE: I wrote this story for my creative writing class. It was a 10 page story. I already turned it in to my teacher. This is my own twisted version of Jack and the Beanstalk. I have changed some of this one. It will not have every single part of the one I did for creative writing, but it will have most of the same content some parts are added that were not in the one I did for school. I woke up one morning & my room was darker than usual! So, I got up, got dressed, & went downstairs. When I opened the door, I saw a GIANT FREAKING BEANSTALK!! My jaw dropped & my eyes bugged out from surprise. I thought If I climb this, I could be in danger. I might find a giant! I guessed the beanstalk was about 1,000 to 2,000 feet high. Now, I am deathly scared of heights, but my curiosity got the better of me. So, I started my long, treacherous climb. Just as I was about to reach the top, I sli
Diff. beginnings 2 my hannah and beanstalk storiesNote: Whenever the Giant says he's going to make me immortal, he is the only giant that knows how to make this special food.(I'm saying this here so I don't have to keep repeating "I'm the only giant that knows how to make this special food.")Beginning#1: I was walking through the open woods. It was a beautiful day. Out of nowhere, a HUGE monster came out & tried to grab me! I screamed my head off. Before I could even try to run away, the Monster grabbed me! "You're not going ANYWHERE!" He said. "PUT...HER...DOWN!" The Giant said. "Why don't you come over here & make me!?" The Monster asked challengingly. The Giant ran over to the Monster & punched him in the face. The Monster let go of me & ran away. The Giant caught me before I hit the ground. (And, boy was I shaking like crazy!). Plus, I was whimpering quietly, & tears were running down my face.
Wheres the love in my mother's eyes?Note: this is a true poem about my mom. She isn't dead yet. nor does she live in a special home.Where's the love in my mother's eyes?They're just two black holes now.The love is gone.She has Frontal Temporal lobe dementia and Picks disease.I can only see the love she USED to have in picturestaken BEFORE thishorrible,heartbreaking,heart wrenching,(expletive),depressing etc. disease.She gets worse every freaking time I see her!So where's the love in my mother's eyes?It's gone.Gone.I miss the old mom!The mom before the illness!